What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Why should we share our wife with others?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

What makes girls masturbate?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?